The speaker describes their journey of pain and confusion in their childhood relationships. They meet Christine, their first love, at age 11 and fall hard for her. Six years later, they realize they are two individuals who are no longer compatible and break up. The relationship left the speaker with scars and wounds, and from it he learned that he is better off without relationships. The speaker decides to pursue his egoistic desire to sleep with multiple women, but finds one problem: he is still serving the third table of the night as "little maddie." He looks to his left and sees Jessica, who has never been interested in him.
